arisbibble:

#THIS IS A PHOTOSET ABOUT BOOBS #THIS IS NICKELODEON MAKING A SUBTLE JOKE ABOUT BOOBS

thesassylorax:

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

I adore how supportive Fergus is. How much he loves his daughter, his wife, his sons and cares for his kingdom. Big teddy bear one moment, but an equally savage bear as Mordu when his family is in danger.

woundman:

In which Hannibal is subtle

#jfc hannibal #tone it down #how about some real puns #what do cannibals eat for breakfast? scambled legs. #he was running out of ingredients but luckily his friend gave him a hand. #don’t show up late to lunch hannibal or you’ll get the cold shoulder #never upset a cannibal. you might end up in hot water.#when hannibal throws a party he likes to serve finger foods.

viria:

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard

I dunno, loneliness and insecurities suck. I needed some Leo because..because

I am sorry I don’t have time for anything better

sxae:

im re-reading homestuck yyeehh

good niHGt GooD NIGHT GGOD NIGHT

e-slut:

things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:

• ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
• ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
• ‘you’ll grow out of it’
• ‘well do you masturbate?’
• anything of or pertaining to amoebas
• ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
• ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

my-mindpalace-is-the-tardis:

lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.

my house smells bad so i’m wearing a bandanna the way gangsters do. i choose the thug life. i’m totally a colorful King.

there you go smoothie. i hope you don’t mind that i added some info for you to start off on…

whhoreo:

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

1. stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

• stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 

 they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

Jennifer Lawrence + talking about food @ the Oscars

i-aint-bovvered:

#me during a test trying to remember ANYTHING i studied